jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie)

emererre:

I did mention that I’m a sucker for good splices right

x | x | x | x | x

kinzaibatsu91:

I love the food fight scene so much that I made a gif for it.

Got milk
Something fishy
Fisting
Hon hon baguette

kinzaibatsu91:

I love the food fight scene so much that I made a gif for it.

There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.

Luna Adriana  (via -virtual)

(Source: silly-luv)

askbarayang:

wholewheatspaghettiboy:

askbarayang:

((Sorry I just had to draw this and now my secret pun identity is revealed I should just make a rwby based RP blog or something already))

This still doesn’t answer my question I mean come on- it’s the punchy thing you do with your gun glove thingies, right?
Right?

Oh god. Um, shit.
Uh, I’ll tell you when you’re older? 
Somebody back me up here?

askbarayang:

wholewheatspaghettiboy:

askbarayang:

((Sorry I just had to draw this and now my secret pun identity is revealed I should just make a rwby based RP blog or something already))

This still doesn’t answer my question I mean come on- it’s the punchy thing you do with your gun glove thingies, right?

Right?

Oh god. Um, shit.

Uh, I’ll tell you when you’re older? 

Somebody back me up here?

flourshadow:

Lil’ monochrome doodleBlake’s in heat and stuff I can’t draw nsfw scenes sorry
it was hard doing the hands and the bed wrinkles -__-
"A faunus in heat requires high quality meat" 
*wiggles eyebrows* ◉‿◉

flourshadow:

Lil’ monochrome doodle
Blake’s in heat and stuff I can’t draw nsfw scenes sorry

it was hard doing the hands and the bed wrinkles -__-

"A faunus in heat requires high quality meat"

*wiggles eyebrows* ◉‿◉

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

fakemon:

dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

image

literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

dude

this is a pokemon

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

swiftandbitter:

I think the best analogy for social anxiety I’ve read is that of a person at the beach, surrounded by lots of people all having fun and swimming, but that person is struggling to stay afloat and they’re drowning, and no one else sees or notices or cares.

swiftandbitter:

I think the best analogy for social anxiety I’ve read is that of a person at the beach, surrounded by lots of people all having fun and swimming, but that person is struggling to stay afloat and they’re drowning, and no one else sees or notices or cares.

the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT

the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT